Archive for October, 2009

Most endearing and creepiest someecards-related Halloween costume ever!

October 30, 2009

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Our regards to Katherine Furman of Sterling Publishing for:
1) Being so dedicated to the books she helped publish that she dressed as the cover of one.
2) Being so dedicated to the books she helped publish that she’ll probably go home with that tranny in the background to sell one.

XO,
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Let us know what you think of the someecards iPhone app!

October 29, 2009

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Even though it hasn’t yet passed the “Asian Boobs” app in downloads, our new iPhone app has some great non-bosomy features:

-Get the newest cards as they go live (content updates every time you load the app)
-Save cards as favorites
-Enjoy all the same categories that are offered on someecards.com
-Send something obnoxious from any questionable location!

The app will be updated regularly so we’d appreciate any feedback below. For example, should we consider adding images of Asian womens’ bare breasts? (And if you like the app, please spread the word!)

It’s never been easier to be too lazy to come up with a Halloween costume!

October 19, 2009

To be a someecard for Halloween, it used to require effort and creativity:

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Not anymore! Just pick your pre-made poster, wrap it around your torso, and focus on your binge drinking. Every body-poster leaves your genitals unhindered for peeing and intercourse!

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GET YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW >>

Someecards Launches Invitations!

October 13, 2009

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Tired of people not showing up for things? With our brand new invitation system, your events will seem much more fun to everyone who still probably won’t bother coming! Here are some features:
-Turn any card into an invite (just look for “invite” tab below it)
-Find a continuously growing set of invitations for specific events (rollover “invite” in top navigation to see categories)
-You and all your guests can comment and add cards to the event’s Party Wall

TRY IT OUT AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK BELOW!

Someecards iPhone app rejected for making fun of celebrities?

October 7, 2009

Imagine the horror we felt to learn our iPhone app wasn’t rejected for some sort of horribly off-color dildo joke. That is, unless the App Store just randomly chose three not-that-objectionable cards as examples of unacceptable content (see below). Are we really being told we can’t “defame” famous people? Even Hitler? Let us know what you think of the notification below (along with the screenshots they attached).

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And here’s the response to the App Store’s email, written by The Dirty Harry of Electronic Greeting Cards and Social Gestures, someecards co-founder Duncan Mitchell.

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LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK BELOW! AND FEEL FREE TO SEND OBJECTIONABLE CARDS TO THE APP APROVAL PEOPLE AT appreview@apple.com!

Someecards books are now available!

October 5, 2009

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If you like someecards.com, you’re going to feel exactly the same or better about the someecards books! These best-of, tear-out postcard collections are affordable, entail very little reading, and make the perfect gifts for friends, relatives, coworkers, or anyone you just occasionally like to sleep with.

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