Archive for February, 2009
Thanks to everyone who submitted a card in our Valentine’s Day Courtney-courting competition. It wasn’t easy for her to choose a winner, seeing as several of you forgot that you lived thousands of miles from New York City, that you already had Valentine’s Day plans, or that you were dangerously psychotic! As intrigued as Courtney was by the many offers of unconscious anal sex, her heart was warmed by a fellow who had clearly done his research – or at least actually read her bio page which was very clearly linked to in the initial blog posting for this contest. So congratulations to Jawal Nga of Brooklyn, New York for creating the winning card!
Stay tuned for updates on the date and any further developments in this deeply forced romance. And remember, in a way, you’re all winners who have the opportunity to try and sleep with Courtney on Saturday night. But somewhat more specifically, it’s Jawal. We look forward to your smug, bitter, hostile complaints! (Feel free to express your reaction in ecard format with an accompanying link in comments below.)
A winner will be chosen on, I don’t know, let’s say Wednesday of next week.
Friends, coworkers, and former lovers describe her as “wildly intelligent,” “sexy as hell,” “fearsomely witty,” and “someone who may put out.” Can you woo someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan, for the biggest date night of the year? Here’s how to try: Create a Valentine’s Day card and put a link to it in the comments of this blog posting. Courtney will pick a lucky winner before February 14. (Note: higher star ratings may or may not increase your odds of victory) (Another note: that lucky winner better have a lovely evening mapped out for Feb 14) And if you read PAGE SIX, feel free to assume this contest is not limited to men.