CONTEST: Create a St. Patrick’s Day ecard and you could win someecards t-shirts that imply you have a drinking problem!

March 5, 2009

outdoorsy3RULES
1. Create as many ecards as you want here.
2. We’ll pick the three best by St. Patrick’s Day (March 17).

PRIZES
1st prize = 3 t-shirts including the one on the left, our logo shirt, and a “surprise” shirt that’s not even available yet!
2nd prize = 2 t-shirts including the one on the left and our logo shirt!
3rd prize = the shirt on the left and nothing else!

GET STARTED >>

thank you for the most polite religious uproar in history

February 28, 2009

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Courtney has selected an only slightly obnoxious winning card!

February 13, 2009

Thanks to everyone who submitted a card in our Valentine’s Day Courtney-courting competition. It wasn’t easy for her to choose a winner, seeing as several of you forgot that you lived thousands of miles from New York City, that you already had Valentine’s Day plans, or that you were dangerously psychotic! As intrigued as Courtney was by the many offers of unconscious anal sex, her heart was warmed by a fellow who had clearly done his research – or at least actually read her bio page which was very clearly linked to in the initial blog posting for this contest. So congratulations to Jawal Nga of Brooklyn, New York for creating the winning card!

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Stay tuned for updates on the date and any further developments in this deeply forced romance. And remember, in a way, you’re all winners who have the opportunity to try and sleep with Courtney on Saturday night. But somewhat more specifically, it’s Jawal. We look forward to your smug, bitter, hostile complaints! (Feel free to express your reaction in ecard format with an accompanying link in comments below.)

some leading contenders in wooing Courtney

February 6, 2009

A winner will be chosen on, I don’t know, let’s say Wednesday of next week.

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CONTINUE THE SEDUCTION >> >>

Win a Valentine’s Day date with someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan!

February 2, 2009

4194420thbFriends, coworkers, and former lovers describe her as “wildly intelligent,” “sexy as hell,” “fearsomely witty,” and “someone who may put out.” Can you woo someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan, for the biggest date night of the year? Here’s how to try: Create a Valentine’s Day card and put a link to it in the comments of this blog posting. Courtney will pick a lucky winner before February 14. (Note: higher star ratings may or may not increase your odds of victory) (Another note: that lucky winner better have a lovely evening mapped out for Feb 14) And if you read PAGE SIX, feel free to assume this contest is not limited to men.

LET THE SEDUCTIONS BEGIN >>

We’re actually hiring!

January 19, 2009

Someecards.com is looking for some killer coding help. If you’re a PHP expert – ideally with experience in Symfony – send a resume, work samples, and references to jobs@someecards.com.

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Holiday and Recession Special: Someecards.com Still Free!

November 17, 2008

chris_042Just in time for the holidays and devastating economy, someecards.com has announced sending its cards is as free as it’s always been! What better way to express holiday wishes to loved ones than recession-proof ecards? Don’t miss out on this offer to send anywhere from five to five hundred cards for the price of none. The more you send, the freer they are!

SEND FOR FREE NOW >>

visit the brand new ecard museum

November 15, 2008

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No one can say with certainty when the electronic card (”ecard”) first appeared. Some historians believe it was in 1995, when E-Cards.com began hosting online greetings featuring nature and wildlife photos. Others trace it back to the early Egyptians, who by the 1400s, were believed to have conveyed electronic greetings on papyrus scrolls. And still others claim the ecard has been in existence since the dawn of time. The ecard museum is not intended to offer answers to historical uncertainties. This collection has been preserved merely for you to view and “send” to anyone with an electronic mail (”email”) address. VISIT THE ECARD MUSEUM >>

this week’s exact opposite of fan mail

November 9, 2008

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This, perhaps shockingly, is the only feedback someecards has received in many months about alleged racial insensitivity. And we’d just like to say, we’re excited to finally get an angry, election-related email from what appears to be a Democrat! The next four years will be quite a comedic challenge. If you think you’ve created an Obama-related card that walks the balance between “true,” “funny,” and “unlikely to incite a riot,” post it to comments below. Hell, maybe we’ll even give you a free someecards t-shirt!

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winner selected: best pro-republican card is from a democrat

November 5, 2008

picture-13Congratulations to Andrew Todd, registered Democrat, of Boston, Massachusetts! Andrew will soon be the proud owner of this t-shirt as his selected prize. Thanks to everyone who participated – many more contests to come. And sorry about the election!

What would you change about someecards.com?

November 3, 2008

We’re in the middle of deciding on big site changes and would appreciate your input. What would you like to see on someecards.com? RSS? All your sent and received cards in one inbox? New types of content? Or do you have some phenomenal feature in mind that we’d never think of? Let us know, and we’ll consider either adding it, hiring you to do it for us, or just complaining about the fact that we haven’t done it yet. SUBMIT YOUR SUGGESTIONS BELOW!

be a fancily-dressed victorian era someecards performance artist of sorts for halloween

October 31, 2008

Says Kevin Markham: “For Halloween this year, my costume was a someecards character — one of your fancily-dressed Victorian era characters. I also “performed” the ecards: I would pose and hold up the caption (or have someone read it).” See more of these wonderfully and disturbingly passionate pictures here!

spend your hard-earned money on complaining about your job

October 28, 2008

Four new someecards t-shirts are on sale this week for $14.99!

sorry we didn’t have time to make cards for a significant Hindu festival honoring Lakshmi, the goddess of wealth

October 28, 2008


Happy Diwali, everyone! If we don’t have cards for a particular holiday, it by no means reflects how we feel about it. It means someone fucked up and will be fired. And as you can see, it’s a great opportunity to make your own Ghee-related cards!

be a someecard for halloween

October 27, 2008
Thanks to Kim in L.A. for sending!

Thanks to Kim in L.A. for sending!


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