Winners have been picked in the St. Patrick’s Day user card contest!

Thanks to everyone who participated and who angrily critiqued everyone who participated! Turnout was huge – even bigger than our Valentine’s Day contest (See 3rd prize winner below for more elaborate insult). If you didn’t win, there are many more contests to come. If you’d like to make the winners feel slightly less special, you can easily buy what they won right here!*

1st prize winner: JOSH FAHEY OF HIGH POINT, NORTH CAROLINA

2nd prize winner: SOMEONE OF SOMEWHERE (awaiting info)

3rd prize winner: MAREN WILKER OF NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE

*That is, except for the “surprise” t-shirt we previously mentioned which appears below! It will be awarded to the 1st prize winner and be available for sale next week at the usual place.

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