Win a Valentine’s Day date with someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan!

4194420thbFriends, coworkers, and former lovers describe her as “wildly intelligent,” “sexy as hell,” “fearsomely witty,” and “someone who may put out.” Can you woo someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan, for the biggest date night of the year? Here’s how to try: Create a Valentine’s Day card and put a link to it in the comments of this blog posting. Courtney will pick a lucky winner before February 14. (Note: higher star ratings may or may not increase your odds of victory) (Another note: that lucky winner better have a lovely evening mapped out for Feb 14) And if you read PAGE SIX, feel free to assume this contest is not limited to men.


129 Responses to “Win a Valentine’s Day date with someecards writer, J. Courtney Sullivan!”

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  10. Nate Westheimer Says:

    @evbart made me do it…

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  16. Junebugharvey Says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day.

  17. Crista Says:

    Because this is a card my mother WOULD send me:

  18. Danny Says:

    You’ll be pleased to know my card in no way alludes to venereal diseases.

  19. eniloraC Says:

    “Danny”. he’s good. i approve.

  20. eniloraC Says:

    Nate is good, too.

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  24. someecards Says:

    Some advice on wooing Courtney: try not to make your card about misogyny, anal sex, or both!

  25. Matt Says:

  26. Nathan Says:

    Here’s my attempt. ;)

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  30. Matt Says:

    And another one…perseverance is sexy, right?

  31. Matt Says:

    And I’m spent…

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  33. James St. Clair Says:

    It’s a bittersweet experience.

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  42. Jason E. Says:

    You’ll also be happy to note that our Valentine’s Day plans will include a four-diamond restaurant and a performance by a jazz pianist. Unless you don’t like those things in which case I’ll think of something else?

  43. Jason E. Says:

    Also, if multiple submissions are allowed:

    But if they’re not let’s just pretend that didn’t happen…

  44. someecards Says:

    Yes, multiple submissions are allowed.

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    Just because…

  49. Jeff D Says:

    Because social norms matter to me…

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  51. Matt Says:

    Okay, this is a lot better poem than my last one. I don’t think it’s possible for a woman to read this card and not fall in love.

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  54. Dave M Says:

    Gettin’ “Izzy” with it!

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    One more for kicks.

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    I’ve got plans but I still care…

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  102. someecards Says:

    Did we mention that entrants need to live in or near New York City and not actually have other plans Saturday night?

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    at least i live in brooklyn

  105. The Jack Sack Says:

    Prepare to be turned on:

  106. sadsaff Says:

    ’cause love’s got a lot to answer for.


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  108. Snotty Says:

    someecards Says: “Did we mention that entrants need to live in or near New York City and not actually have other plans Saturday night?”

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  110. Snotty Says:

    someecards Says: “Did we mention that entrants need to live in or near New York City and not actually have other plans Saturday night?”

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  118. FAQ Women » Blog Archive » San Valentín Drama-o-rama Says:

    [...] me ocurrió otro concurso, arriesgando mi integridad física en el proceso. Robándome inspirado en esta idea, lanzo un nuevo concurso destinado al [...]

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  122. Chris Griswold Says:

    I just made one!

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  128. clutch234 Says:

    Late submit. Please view.

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